My parents used to own a tiny market/hardware and feed store in a town of roughly 1200. At least once a week this one guy would storm through the store bitching about "well I can get this for a dollar cheaper at Walmart!" My dad would politely invite him to take their business 15 miles up the highway switchbacks to… » 3/27/15 3:23pm Yesterday 3:23pm

Wow. People are so cruel. I'm 10,000% positive people are far more likely to throw scraps (or burgers, apparently!) to the dog than to even consider giving ANYTHING to a human being. After all, it's not the dog's fault he's homeless! Maybe if you see a person so desperate they're taking a discarded fast… » 3/25/15 4:48pm Wednesday 4:48pm

I read The Yellow Wallpaper high as hell on codeine and weed. Luckily I was also in the middle of a serious bout of insomnia, because I do not want to know what those dreams would've been like. My teacher was totally blown away by my intensity during class discussion though. » 3/25/15 4:28pm Wednesday 4:28pm

I was on a tiny plane last summer with a high school group. Right before takeoff, one of the students three rows behind me doused herself in the kind of sickly-sweet body spray only a teenager could tolerate. The entire plane, including her own classmates, let out a loud groan and several people started coughing. One… » 3/24/15 4:25pm Tuesday 4:25pm

I am so happy to be away from skunks! When I was a kid our mostly-outdoor, long-haired, already filthy dog got sprayed and it was probably the single worst thing I have smelled in my life. I begged my dad to just shave her. We washed her like five times in Avon pink bubble bath (the local favorite remedy) and she… » 3/24/15 11:52am Tuesday 11:52am

It's a little hard to get to the fucking point when you can't get more than two words out of your mouth in a row before someone else starts talking over you. If you haven't experienced that then sit down, shut up, and listen to someone else's experience for a change. » 3/23/15 12:12am Monday 12:12am